In the vein of He-Man, Master of the Universe, I give you, Ham-or, inspired from his Biblical apprearance of Hamor, (reading Genesis recently), and c’mon, Hamor the Hivite!? That’s his name?
That name is awesome. that is the Biblical equivalent of Butch Plankchest. It is one of the most manly names of all time and as you might expect, His appearance in the Bible is pretty rock-em sock-em:
And when Shechem the son of Hamor the Hivite, the prince of the land, saw her, he seized her and lay with her and humiliated her.
Nice. Granted, that’s by his son, which I’m glad about, because I wanna like this guy Hamor. Shechem is obviously a piece of shit.